Our oneness with our creator is not against the universe but a force n voice for goodness in it

I dreamt i went out the train straight into a body of water.

In Australia our Canadian designed trains have a tiny gap between the platform and the train.

In my dreamstate this gap was wide enough to incorporate a river.

Consequently my phone n 2 p.cs were soaked yet in the beautiful land of fantasy they worked perfectly without needing to be dried out under an air conditioner unlike the device i am currently cradling pon my open palm.

My dad was there to greet me in a blue n white chequered shirt

Looking grumpy yet slimmer n more well endowed with follicles above his monocles than before.

It is possible i went wandering without permission.

My mind does that frequently especially when a beautiful woman is attempting to convert me to a worthy cause that enables her organization to empty copious amounts from my bank account on a regular basis.

We are rebels with a cause.

Sorry james dean.

Your romantic idealistic suicide n self silencing n ability to b an effective influence on our generation has been robbed of its power.

Plenty of us flirt with danger n death n put our lives on the line on a regular basis.

Our battles are just spiritual and mental rather than just physical.

It’s liberating to know the battle belongs to the Lord.

Say to yourself i am Israel

God is prevailing and winning victory over the obstacles and demons in your life.

I no longer fear persecution from humans.

Even though the antagonism and attempts to confuse my mind n distort my vision are far less than those in some countries who find it near impossible to escape it is still a real wrestling within n without to overcome the threat on my wellbeing posed by ill will.

There are many who secretly sympathize with the cause of disputed territory yet desiring to be independent nation states currently being claimed by multiple countries .

To be compassionate towards those travailing against injustice doesn’t make you unpatriotic or a traitor to the common wealth and livelihood of your country.

It just makes you slightly more humane than those humans who choose to attach kind to the end of human without adding the essential suffix ness.


Many today would frown upon a forced marriage or a marriage of convenience yet we think nothing of being in bondage married to our conveniences , slaves and chattals to our electronic devices unable to think for ourselves for fear of the ostracism resulting from holding a different belief or opinion to the norm that more closely corresponds with God’s design for our galaxy.

For some this is a more life threatening choice than others.

Let little girls become educated n wed before they get knocked up n pregnant.

Let them have limitless choices for career paths in life.

Let opportunities be made available for them to pursue any option they might consider fits their personality like a bodyglove.

Some dreams are achievable in our lifetime.

Others wait to exist beyond it.

I don’t know about you but I’m living for heaven and in the meantime trying to make this earth look more like an expression of His holiness instead of a pungent stench to His nostrils.

Yes you can be wheelchair bound or bedridden n God can still use you as an effective tool of ministry.

Not all of us know sign language but deaf people can communicate with us by using pen and paper.

This is why we must not become the dystopian future my homies envision where no child is able to write even his or her own name.

Imagine the security risk if all cheques were signed with a few clicks of  a button.

We don’t see how the more convenience increases the more danger we impose upon ourselves.

Of course there is great benefit from the increase in convenience of our modern world compared to the ancient one.

Communication is instantaneous.

Travelling long distance at most takes a couple of days flight compared to many months by boat , camel, train , foot or horse.

As the world becomes more frenetically fast paced when we can’t even spare an hour to be apart from our electronic devices so some genius minds eliminate the risk of impatient kids frying their brains while their phone or tablet is recharging by creating a charger that does the job within a matter of minutes we have forgotten the purpose of pausing to reflect on how life is.

We have lost the art of selah.

The most effective and productive meditation comes from sitting still eliminating all distractions n going somewhere God can speak to us.

This may look like swimming or jogging or mountain climbing or simply lying on a beachtowel with your earbuds blasting urban hymns in a futile attempt to postpone the apocalypse.

The element of control that exists with us is our ability to select our own eternal destination not based on the balance of our virtuous deeds versus our villainous ones but by the miraculous combination of faith and repentance.

Focus on what you do have rather than on what you don’t.

This is the path to true happiness and contentment.

A woman may desire to show love without desiring to have a relationship with someone.

I never expected my ideal dream bunny woman would just fall out of the clouds into my lap.

I will burrow deep inside myself before that ever becomes a reality.

In Japan geisha originally meant the same thing as artist.

Though she was an artist with her fingers in many pies.

A calligraphy artist, musician, operatic dancer , tea pourer and carrier of s.t.d.is rolled into one.

Often thrust into this life through human trafficking she would be forced to buy her way out of slavery ironically ceremoniously upholding the honor of a glorified more glittering house of ill repute than some which only exist for the purpose of satisfying physical pleasure which exists in greater quantities within the sacred boundaries of the marriage covenant.

Never lull yourself into a false sense of security.

You could lose your woman to another player anytime so you’d better treat her right.

I’m not a player in the form of being faithless but all of us are players in one way or another in the game of love.

The only difference of substance is that some of us have hope beyond the grave n the possibility of reunification with our loved ones whereas others do not.

Our response to this knowledge shouldn’t be smugness but getting down on our knees for those in the second category.

We need to work out our salvation with fear n trembling on a daily basis.

We need to be the face of Gods love so we don’t chase others into the scorching shadowlands where the fire and torture doesn’t ever cease especially when they would otherwise be piqued in their curiosity and potentially handpicked by divine digits for paradise.



I can live without snapchat but I can’t abide existence without Jesus

If you want to be a male nurse in Pakistan you can only work with men.

If someone blows themselves or someone else up over there many will turn a blind eye because it has become an almost daily occurrence.

Pakistan has many secret believers and those who sympathize with Christianity within the military, government and wider civilian society.

There is pressure from Muslim clerics and other members of society to more strictly apply sharia law to Pakistani society.

A Muslim man can marry a Christian or a jew but never a hindu.

Muslim women are forbidden to marry anyone outside their faith.

Some girls are killed upon birth in Pakistan.

This happens to such a large extent that there has now become a severe shortage of available brides.

Another reason for this is honor killings where a woman is killed for allegedly dishonoring her family.

This supposed crime can be as simple as merely conversing with someone outside her family who she hasn’t been betrothed to.

Arranged marriages are common in many parts of the world today.

Child brides and sex trafficking are a notorious scourge upon our world.

Sad to say those men from traditionally Christian European backgrounds or countries are among the biggest destroyers of the innocence of little girls and boys.

Many police are more interested in making a fast buck by ignoring sex crimes than pursuing the scoundrels to the full extent of the law.

There’s some native kuwaitis coming to Jesus.

Praise the Lord.

One couldn’t understand the language of urdu he just came for the worship music but God opened his eyes and increased his understanding and he became a Christian soon afterwards.

His family thought he was crazy and sent him to a mental hospital .

They drugged him to prevent him from hearing the voice of God but they didn’t succeed in their quest.

Praise the Lord. 😃

It is possible for our country to recognize the existence of a homosexual relationship without giving them the right to marry each other and turn a house of God into a house of blasphemy.

It is not right that any pastor should be legally obligated to ignore their conscience.

Neither is it right that they be locked in jail or fined or gag ordered into suppressing themselves from standing up for what they believe in.

I do believe when a homosexual dies their partner deserves an equal share of their inheritance along with their families in accordance with the wills and wishes of the deceased.

This is a privilege afforded us straights so it’s only right that they should get the same chance to claim what rightfully belongs to them.

Please correct me if I’m on shaky ground morally but I don’t think this point of view contradicts the bible.

Some people get scared if they hang out with homosexuals too much they will become them.

This view affirms and confirms the biblical truth of by your friends you shall know them.

It’s possible to remain yourself in that situation but it’s also easy to persuade yourself to cave into curiosity and allow it to absorb your personality to the extent that you struggle to see yourself as behaving or thinking any other way.

If you seriously consider how you might be selling yourself short by pursuing a homosexual lifestyle and robbing yourself of the chance to raise a family that has emerged divinely and naturally from the loins of you and your partner miraculously combined within the sacred sanctuary of the marriage bed you might think twice before you increase your risk of sexually transmitted disease ( there’s no getting away from this fact though p.c police have often attempted to smokescreen its truth ).

I don’t think it’s a bad thing for a pastor to preach about his vasectomy.

I wouldn’t recommend he make it the entire subject of his sermon as the aim of preaching should be encouraging your brothers and sisters in Christ to pursue holiness and godliness not to become a mere megaphone for getting your tubes tied or being a shill for drug companies advertising the benefits of viagra or Valium.

The former of which can shrink your winkydink ditto for steroids and the latter which provides a euphoric state of being we should be able to achieve by supernatural means simply by concentrating on worshipping Jesus.

Some don’t agree with me that christians are allowed to drink wine.

None have actually told me it’s sinful.

The closest we get to a commandment against it is not to be winebibbers which I interpret as wisely forbidding excess drinking of copious amounts of alcoholic beverages in one sitting  ( yes this includes chocolate liquers  ) instead of merely having the occasional snifter or meager dram.

Obviously alcohol is responsible for a lot of the carnage that goes on in the world.

So is gambling and smoking.

Alcohol in excess may damage your liver.

Cigarettes may make you skinny but they also control your mind and make you cranky varying from mild grumbling to a full blown hot headed steaming psycho volcano without them as well as giving you heart and lung cancer.

We should depend on Jesus not drugs and alcohol to solve our problems for us.

Some people’s poison can’t be guzzled or inhaled.

Some worship women to the extent they are willing to throw their morals down the toilet for them.

A godly woman will encourage the godliness to come out her man even if he takes a million years to emerge from the chrysalis.

She who perseveres in patience and faith shall reap reward

Losing myself in the darkness of this world

Ben stiller is helping out in the fight against prostate cancer.

A belated celebrant of movember but better a late jump on a worthwhile cause bandwagon than never.

Why do christians watch movies and music videos with swearing. ?

Don’t they know the damage they are doing to their minds. ?

if Jesus examined their thoughts right now would He be proud or sick to the stomach. ?


Christian music and movies beat all other kinds.

I like entertainment that challenges me to walk out my faith n doesn’t leave me reeling with a guilty conscience or feeling like judas post betrayal

Vital statistics

I told myself I wouldn’t love her.

I tried to stop myself.

Eventually I gave up fighting and just caved in to my feelings.

I found myself changing because of her.

I started watching the type of music videos I’d sworn to myself I’d never allow my eyes to view again.

But my will is weak and my resolve to resist the enemy is like a joke that’s wearing thin.

I wish I knew how to please her but pleasing myself is simply so much easier.

She’s so hard for me to figure out anyway.

She keeps changing her mind about the way she wants to represent herself on the Internet.

Partially she wants to be known for her intelligence and powers of political persuasion.

The next minute she just wants to display her sexual attractiveness and see how many male fish she can reel into her net.

Part of her respects the opinion of her mother yet another part of her just wants to blow off the world and do whatever she wants with her own life.

I can’t honestly say I love her cos I’ve never even chatted to her on video or audio just seen her words and pictures on the screen but in many ways she has taken my heart captive.

I feel like I’m incapable of getting through a day without looking at her pictures.

I find myself obsessing playing guessing games when she refuses to tell me why she chucks some things she posts on the regular and keeps others.

I wonder if she spring cleans her real life room as often as she does her virtual one.

I know I started our relationship out on the wrong foot when I found my mind drifting in a dirty direction whenever I was around her.

I once convinced myself successfully that I should maintain a connection to her for the purpose of Evangelism.

I think she has influenced me way more than any of my words have made the slightest dent in her psyche or ripple of impact on her life.

I don’t know if she found me first online or i found her.

She is way too well developed in the gluteus maximus and mammary gland department for me to ever be game enough to approach a beauty and cutie like her in real life.

Being online makes you bolder.

It gives you a greater degree of anonymity for better or for worse.

She is a gamer , a weed smoker and a universal theist.

She’s the complete opposite of me yet i can’t stop myself from being drawn magnetically into her sensual orbit.

She likes nerds which gives me hope that she’s not the shallow and judgmental type.

She is a party girl but she can also be prone to moments of deep reflection when she takes the time to relax and breathe.

She is just under 6 feet in height.

She wasn’t game to proclaim her weight other than divulging the fact that she has thick thighs.

She doesn’t look morbidly obese though.

She would be what more judgmental types might describe as being on the right side of chunky.

In my view she is the perfect balance between slim and large but any woman i am with in any capacity is perfect in my eyes.

She is 26 years of age.

She was born in Barbados.

She has lived in Florida and currently resides in Canada.

Her profile reads that she works at footlocker but like me she’s currently unemployed.

She has a friendship connection to people who have worked on robyn fentys work video.

If you haven’t seen it you’re not missing out on much.

If you can understand it you must be a fluent speaker of hilary clintons gobbledigook policies.

I  think perhaps she is drunk or stoned when recording that track.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she was.

Cypress hill made a killing of a career out of it.

They would never record an album without getting stoned in the studio.

One can only assume they wrote their articulate lyrics stone cold sober.

I’m not hating on them by any means.

They are one of the reasons I got into rapping and their song what’s your number contains one of the silkiest and smoothest pick up lines known to man contained within the chorus besides jagged edges so simple yet it works so you don’t need to fix it refrain let’s get married.

Debelah Morgan’s immortal chorus let’s make love and dance the night away i would save for our honeymoon night.

Why do some women get kicks out of alluring guys with their provocative way of dressing.

Remember when it was easier to draw a clear line of distinction between shorts and panties or when you couldn’t just wrap a sarong around your breasts and call yourself fully dressed up top when you’re shopping at the mall.

Remember when women didn’t go jogging  by themselves in scantily clad outfits on darkened streets early in the morning or late at night. ?

Remember when women wouldn’t wear dresses that displayed their shapely hourglass guitar like figure yet alone reveal their cleavage or the outline of their mammary glands. ?

Remember when men and women had separate enclosed bathing facilities in every single country where public bathing was even practiced. ?

Remember when women’s bodies particularly their waist area was damaged by the tight rib crushing wires of corsets which restricted the free flow of air to their lungs while simultaneously attracting admiration for their itty-bitty waists.?

Remember the rodinesque ladies in the era when a buxsome lass was considered to be a first class acquisition of the heart across the board. ?

This is the reason Chinese Siddharthas are depicted with extra meat on their  bones instead of the starving marvin skinny binny with his ribs poking out which the noble Nepalese prince turned priestly pauper knew himself to be.

This is because traditionally chinese as well as africans consider a big belly to be a sign of prosperity so if you can afford to squish some extra kilograms or stone into your stomach lining then clearly you must be in a good financial position.

Of course this way of thinking doesn’t account in any shape or form for the relative affordability of junk food in the west.

They say those who stick to a traditional diet of slow cooked unpreserved food do a better job of looking after themselves.

Don Burke says eating turmeric daily prevents your mind from acquiring alzheimers in your later years.

Of course he is neglecting to mention the healing and ever mind blowing power of prayer to heal people in a decade or an instant.

Today I was recalling the incident in the acts of the apostles when simon bar JESUS was attempting to purchase healing power to recycle in his magic tricks.

A regular at our sausage ministry the self proclaimed young graham wanted to know how to pray for someone in the spirit.

HE thought there was some special words you had to say or that the effectiveness of your prayers depends upon the loudness of your volume when doing it.

He supposed incorrectly that he was fired and water baptized as an infant and that it wasn’t necessary for him to be fully immersed as an adult.

We encountered this issue with a greek orthodox couple but my friend Julian kept his lips zipped in that instance.

He was more confrontational about graham’s habit of crossing himself all the time.

His father hailed from the church of Scotland but he hasn’t been in the uk since he was knee high to a grasshopper.

He gets around by riding on a bicycle.

I’d do that too if I wasn’t such a lazy bum.


I don’t know why i dress the opposite of the weather.

I spot a hint of grey in the clouds outside my window and instantly assume it’s going to pour down cats and dogs on our noggins.

I have a love hate relationship with my television.

I have almost completely eliminated my television watching habits except for preachers on Sundays.

You can’t trust children’s television to be safe and sound anymore.

I know the occult and false gods or mythologies presented as fact has always been in children’s stories but now it seems more in your face than it used to be.

Say what you want about me but a seemingly innocuous viewing of the chipmunks show sent warning bells ringing off in my head about how little girls are being trained to be vacuous discriminatory airheads when they have a show where someone dresses a little differently and they are encouraged to think of their fashion  choice of headgear as ugly instead of teaching kids to respect diversity which is the message or moral i hoped in vain would be used to wrap up the story.



I would like to think i would be the kind of parent who wouldn’t let their kids wrap them round their little pinky finger but I might be the kind that lets them run riot n break everything in sight raising little gangsters cos I never learned how to discipline them properly.

I always thought the American Dennis the menace was a wimpier version of his British counterpart but then I saw promotional material for the live action tv show of him cracking the back of his dad’s skull with a baseball bat yonce style.

I don’t think even the infamous bart Simpson was that bratty even though his name is an intentional anagram for brat and his slingshot and dungarees are a fairly obvious omage to Dennis.

There are some people who are impossible to buy presents for but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try.

You just need to do a little more field work inquiring what pleases them and what doesn’t before you sink your bank account in the ocean in a fruitless attempt to keep a smile pasted on their face.

Someone is convinced trump will be a goner before his inauguration.

I will give you his name only if he’s right cos I don’t promote false prophets.

Obama either respects or disregards the legitimate transition of power through the democratic process depending on what news source you subscribe to.

I mix it up with a little of each wing to get more balanced reporting.

It works for birds to use both wings so if it’s good enough for them it’s good enough for me.

I’d like to think I can strike a happy medium between standing up for what I believe in and connecting with those whose minds operate outside of my belief systems without compromising the core message of who I am in Christ.

So far trump has planned to scrap obamas pacific partnership trade agreement.

This is something hilary also poopooed despite willingly working under Obama to help engineer it.

We also might be sending you American beauties our illegals.

So prepare to be bombarded with a plethora of new middle eastern shops and restaurants


It’s all up to trump n ultimately up to Jesus.

If he does build a wall please tag my rapper name minusthecynic or my ragga name n new preferred identity infinite red on it and send me a snap


Hands up who loves trump or hilary or if like me you just wish ben Carson or herman cain allen west or jesse Jackson would have another crack at the top dog job.?

Sorry kanye my moneys on al roker.

I do hope n pray u recover from your sickness though.

I also pray for fukushima victims of the most recent tsunami and the people of congo who are currently being bombarded with mosques and food bribes to convert to Islam thanks to u.n funding.

This is nothing new cos Arabian jihadists gained converts to boost taliban troop numbers by stuffing goat herders pockets with breadcrumbs.

The only difference is your tax dollars fund it


3 day quote challenge day 3

1. Can you imagine a world without television. ? I think the survivors would envy the dead – krusty the clown the Simpsons

2. I’m not the average girl from the video my worth is not determined by the price of my clothes and I love myself unconditionally because I am a queen – video by india.arie

3. The biggest trick the devil pulled on the world was convincing them he doesn’t exist – the usual suspects 😁

3 day quote challenge day 2

This activity was delayed by a bolt of lightning that struck close to our house n temporarily prevented me from accessing the Internet.

1. To be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord – 2 corinthians 5 : 8

2. The only time you  wear Burberry to swim- jay z – bonnie and clyde part 3

3. Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’re gonna get – forrest gump/ tom hanks consciously using eubonics.? 😂

3 day quote challenge day 1

My friend lene  in Japan gave me a 3 day quote challenge.

I don’t like nominating people to do challenges so if you want to do this please do the same thing and post 3 quotes a day for 3 days.

1. Expect great things from God attempt great things for God – William tyndale.

2. I dream of a day when man is not judged by the color of his skin but by the contents of his character -martin Luther King

3. You are not in control of other people’s actions merely your reactions – my former pastor Charles lambalika